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COMING SOON: TIMFILTH DTO’S

In an unprecedented move to deliver the highest possible quality to our customers regardless of their internet speed or bandwidth, we’re pleased to announce the incoming TIMFILTH flash drives as a delivery option for every single movie in the TIM catalog. With 30 GB of space, each flash drive will include the movie you’ve ordered, rendered in 1080p HD along with a full suite of GIF’s, still photos, and art related to the title.

 

Our TIMFILTH drives are of the highest possible quality, made to stand the test of time. A stainless steel capped – USB 3.0 port stems from an illuminated, high-clarity acrylic block containing a laser-etched TIM skull in the middle. To put it bluntly – this the Porsche of porn delivery, and it looks as good on the outside as the porn inside. It’s the perfect new-age porn stash in an era where not all computers are coming with disc drives, and not everyone has the wi-fi speed to handle downloading an entire movie. These flash drives will ALSO play from the USB port on your TV, making it even easier to goon out for a nice long weekend without having to deal with multiple devices and menus.

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